Tuesday, March 23, 2010

BOYS EAT!!!



Okay, Boys and Girls I went to see "She's out of my league" last week and it was HILARIOUS!! I literally almost peed my pants at one point. TOO FUNNY. And it is true in the beginning the chicka does appear to be "out of his league", but by the end of the movie they start to make him look cuter. That's besides the point, here is my thing when I was in college boys were boy/men sizes. NOW boys and men are TOO skinny!! EAT!!!! In my opinion, laying next to a guy who is a buck o' five, feeling like I might break him, would be a MOOD KILLER!!! So my take on things is this, for me I would much rather have a "ROCK" than a "STICK"!!!






















Friday, March 12, 2010

Tragedies at the Target!

So last evening after work I needed to go pick up some things at my favorite super store in Anderson South Carolina. I normally would not have taken both the kids, but due to some of my husbands new job description I am going to have to get used to having the kids by myself more often. ANY who, I took the kids to this store alone. If you have met my son you know he is a HANDFUL, very active, very funny, very cute, but nonetheless a HANDFUL. So all through the store people were laughing at him, playing with him, and pretty much encouraging the behavior that was making me pull my hair out. So all the while my sweet Maddie was just rolling her eyes and on more than one occasion asked why we had Willie. It was pretty funny actually, but she was being GREAT and he was being good too just all over the place. Short story long, we get to the register put our stuff on the conveyor belt, Willie is still entertaining the masses and getting a very positive response. Then all of the sudden he FLIPS out of the cart and falls right on his head onto the concrete floor. He is no longer laughing, but instead is screaming. Here is the part that bothers me the most, NO ONE helps me. The manager or whom I perceived as the manager only asked me if Willie was okay. Did NOT offer to help with my bags or anything! She did NOTHING to make it easier for me to console my son who at this point was screaming and crying. I didn't expect anything but the chance to be a mom, consoling mom to my baby, but instead felt rushed and hurried to get out of every one's way. Seriously, what have we all become. I can honestly say that if Andrew or myself had been in line behind someone in the same scenario we would have paid for their stuff and helped her to the car, not that I was expecting that, I merely wanted someone to tear the check out of my checkbook, so hold my wallet so I could pull my license out with my one free hand, to offer to push the cart out to my car while I consoled my son. NOTHING, is this really what it has become?

Monday, March 8, 2010

WOW, they grow up fast!!

Well, March is hardly begun and three of my babies have already had a bdays. The sad thing about that is that there are NOT babies anymore. Bgirl is 11, Cman is 10, Egirl is 6, and the Gman is 2 already. SAD SAD SAD. I am heartbroken to know that my Bgirl has a CELL PHONE and in just a few years she will be driving. My Wman turned 2 in December and my Mgirl will be 7 in two months, along with Eman who will be 4. OMG!!! I am devasted to see them all grow so fast. Somebody put BRICKS on their heads!! People love your short people because ALL to soon they will be TALL!!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Chicka BDay Bash Quotes

The Chicka Bday Bash Rocked and here are some of the best Quotes from the Evening:

1. Masseuse "It's alright I have seen thousands of them."
2. Kristi can't take our order.
3. No one enjoys EXPLODING at the Skating Rink.
4. Random Drunk Dude "I'm in Heaven" Chicka "give us 5 minutes you'll be in hell"
5. That is why you buy PLEATHER
6. 1:30 am FaceBook Post "God D^MN I love you BEEEAAAATTTTCCCHHHEESS" one of my personal faves!!
7. Chicka to Bouncer " She is hurting, and you can see her pones,"
Surprised look on Bouncer's face, Chicka "you know pones" Chicka grabs Bouncer's pones making sure he completely understands.
8. Chicka to little stinky boy grinding on her "how old are you?" Stink boy "18"
Chicka "Holy S***, I am twice your age. Now run along!"

9. Chicka to another chicka "Is someone dancing behind me?" Chicka 2 "YES" Chicka 1 "is he cute" Chicka 2 "NO" Chicka 1 quickly moves on!!;) He looked like the uni bomber.
10. Last but not least. Chicka to other Chicka's "SHUT UP Beeeaaattttccchhheeess, it is time to go to bed no go to sleep!" SNORE SNORE SNORE!!

Good Times were had by all!! THANK you all so much for party-ing the night away with you!! You all mean SO much to me and I know ode's were given so I am SURE you know how I feel!!!!
I can't wait till the next one!